Equal Opportunity Offender

And can we please get some queso too?  The blank stare that the waiter gave us made me question if he got our order.  The Captain pipes up, "Of course he doesn't understand, he's Mexican!"


At a recent football game, there were kids running around everywhere.  One catches the Captain's eye and he chimes in, "there is a black boy hangin' in that tree!"


"Hey Dad, how does that guy cook when he can't even see the food?  He needs to open his eyes." This doozie came on our last trip to get some Japanese food. 


I guess that his summer camps this year should include one on sensitivity training...